J:The ambassador mentioned ST George's Island.

H:Oh,really??

J:You know what's going on in that part of the word?

H:What part of the word?

J:That part . The part where St George's Island is.

H:What part is that?

J:I suggest you go and have a look at the map!

H:No,I do know, Prime Minister.

J:Good.Then we both know.

The White House is worried it might be taken over by Marxists.

It's not funny,Humphrey.

H:No,indeed.Rather touching,really.

Prime Minister,once you start interfering in the internal squabbles of other countries,

you're on a very slippery slope.

J:That's what the Foreing Secretary said.

H:Extraordinary.

J:Then there's the U.N.vote on Israel tonight.

The Americans want us to abstain.

H:It's a question of maintaining our relationship with the Arabs,The power of Islam

Oil supplies.

J:I'm talking about what's right and wrong.

H:Well,don't let the Goreign Office hear you.

If you insist on an even-handed approach,the Foreign Office might agree to abstaining

so long as you authorise our man there to mark a powerful speech attaacking Zionism.

J:Surely we should promote peace,harmony,goodwill.

H:Well,it would be most unusual.

The U.N.is the accepted forum for the expression of international hatred.

J:And defending democracy on St George's?

H:Not if it harms us by upsetting our friends.

J:Britain should not support law and justice?

H:No,of course we should.Prime Minister.

We just shouldn't let it affect our foreign policy,that's all.

J:we must allways fight for the weak against the strong.

H:Then send troops to Afghanistan to fight the Russians.

J:The Russians are too strong...